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god season is upon us

Well it's that time of year again when much of the world celebrates events in a possibly imagined jewish history. the birth of jesus (christmas), the victory of the macabees over the greeks (hanukah) and the attempted filicide by abraham (eid al-adha). somehow this is all meant to show our commitment to the one true god and his one true path. bah humbug.

for more information on god, see the god faq.

save your soul

i have been watching the worlds religions cheat and steal their way to world domination for millenia. so far i have been tollerant but now i've had enough.

i will now reveal to you, the chosen few1, the real meaning of god and the one true path to eternal happiness. embark on the road to eternal light by taking a few short steps with me as your guide - your soul2 will thank you for it.

don't continue to wallow in the meaningless despair of a wasted life. join millions3 of others who have discovered oneness with the creator and eternal joy. allow the abundance and endless riches4 of heaven into your life and never worry about anything again.

join others who have used this simple sytem to elevate themselves into a higher dimention.

why continue suffering, act now and save your soul from the etternal torment of a life unlived. to liberate your eternal being, just send $10.00 to yehuda@harmor.net via paypal to start5 enjoying the life god intended you to have.

as a show of good faith, every respondent will receive6 a brand new iphone 3Gs

Those who have already achieved enlightenment8 using the system7 and the great membership prize

anticlockwise from top left (the budhah, krishna, jesus, the iphone)

1 reffers to those self selecting members who choose to take up this generous offer

2 applies in the event that souls actually exist

3 beings who may exist in this or any other dimension

4 exact level of riches determined by god at his own discretion

5 enjoyment start time to be determined by god

6 iphone delivery subject to availablity at time of claimant's soul attaining perfection as determined by god (see also footnote 2)

7 the system being any system including but not limited to the system discussed here.

8 there may be other religious figures not depicted here for fear of radical over the top reactions including death threats